Hi ! hello everyone ! i am back from 5 days 4 nights field camp ! the highlight of BMT :) here to share with u my entire story of field camp~

first of all, i was very excited for field camp~ i wanted to go and experience what it was like to be staying in forest, not bathing, rolling in mud.... everything about field camp turns me on seriously. but field camp would be much much more interesting and fun if not for my cb lanjiao buddy. its my worse nightmare of army, i always wished that i have a buddy like jianwei or someone who can talk cock or worse come to worse , someone normal la~ WTF sia i ended up with a suck cock cb lanjiao knn guy ( sorry i really cant call him buddy its fucking disgusting )

he has no facebook so i cant get u guys his picture ( see la weirdo right ? no fb WTF part 1 ) so i shall describe to u his appearance.

he is short

he looks like uncle but his voice is like small kid

his hair pattern is V one ( like dragonball vegeta )

he is fucking hairy

his armpit hair damn fucking long and straight ( fucking cb disgusting )

he brush his teeth only after breakfast ( he think i dunno i got observe him one k )

he got social deficiency ( he say his psychiatrist told him that WTF loser sia )

he is fucking selfish

he do everything alone

he told me he watch movies in cinema alone for 8 years ( WTF x 10000 )

he can just daydream halfway through any conversation

he open his mouth = he offend ppl ( i rather he stfu )

he simply has no teamwork

he dont have any close friends

now u all understand my pain a not ? i have to sleep beside this fucker in the tent leh cb

Day 1

We started our field camp by marching 8km there and build our tent~ lol when we reached there most of us already quite shag already. then its "welcome to field camp"~ suddenly everything like very rush~ like everything fast forward~ cannot walk, go where also must jog or at least act like u are rushing then cannot stand up must high kneel. we have to high kneel on rocky grounds to pitch our tent~ lol~ then we have to pitch our tent with buddy. then i keep asking this fucker whether our tent align with others a not. he fucking cb daydream ! he orh orh~ orh his lan jiao in the end we have to tear down and re-pitch 2 times~ orh lan ar~ i really feel like using the tent pin to stab him at that moment damn stupid sia~ then the best part come~ we pitching halfway he suddenly " ouch my knee " then sit on the ground~ wtf~ then our tent is the least tent from the fall in point~ cb i have to run down all the way to tell our commanders~ fuck sia~ then he report sick at the medic tent already~ WTF SIA ! 1st day fall out ar ?! i damn sian and damn tired cuz i keep doing 2 ppl jobs~ end of the day sgt ask me if i was doing okay~ i told him yes i am then he say come on la honestly~ LOL~ i say a bit hard la i keep helping that fucker he everything dunno~ then sgt told me to do my best dont have to worry about that fucker~

Day 2

feeling fucked up~ the first thing i on my torch light look for my eye drops cause got the camo cream go into my eye~ my vision damn blur~ this fucker 1st thing in the morning ask me " why ur rifle kenna stun ar ? " FUCK U ! he really is cannot talk one leh~ talk only offend ppl~ where got ppl first thing in the morning say such unluckily things~ wtf sia~ then my sir started this very childish and not constructive way of improving me and his relationship~ call us to hug and say i love u buddy~ cb~ at first he still dare to be reluctant sia ! WTF ! I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO IS RELUCTANT CAN? i fucking damn pek chek~ then he look like idiot la totally~ cuz his knee pain then excuse high kneel~ then when we fall in everybody kneeling only 1 uncle standing there ~ nvm also nobody care him one~he is the public enemy of our platoon~ then he damn mentally weak~ a bit cannot then wan fall out~ fucking useless leh~ everyday he will fall out to go see medic one~ wtf~

Day 3

morning raining so have to hide inside tent wait for rain to stop~ then i talked to him a bit and found out some very crazy facts like " 8 years watch movies alone " " i dont really have any friends except some church friends " WTF ! in my mind i was thinking how is it possible for this guy to survive till 21 ? anyway me and him is from 2 totally extremely different world~ thats just no teamwork, no chemistry absolutely nothing between us~ and i believe its not only for me, if he gets paired up with other ppl that unfortunate guy would also suffer in pain and agony. it must be my karma for keep disturbing ppl last time. haiz~ alright 3rd day dig shell scrape. shell scrape is a hole in a ground where we prone down lor~ i was so happy to dig ~ cause we will be sleeping in our own hole ! woohoo! dont need share tent with hairy monster~ then while digging we kept kenna scoldings from sgts~ lol~ my sgt came and scold me say " eh zhihua u think u very slim ar ? fucking prone down now! go and dig wider ! " LOL ! was very funny la~ then suddenly dig halfway we all have to run to another point to gather for the ultimate tekan session~ then take our letter~ waaa damn surprised~ i thought my mum will be writing but my mum and maggie collaborated and wrote me a letter~ super touching~ i open only i cry liao~ hahaha ! thanks maggie tay ;) anyway by day 3 my vision really very bad~ at night i totally cant see~ due to the camo cream mix with my sweat then go into my eye~ not pain but blurs my vision~ at night i have to pull my friend's uniform to move around~ lol~ then at night my sir came over to give me wet tissues to clean my eyes and specs~ very touched~ oh ya because camo cream is veggie oil so my lenses very oily very blur~ lol combo lor~

Day 4

WOOHOO~ luckily i can book out to vote for president because i am 22! out of 200 plus ppl only 7 ppl is 21 and above~ then 7 of us book out to vote~ so song~ first thing i reach bunk~ i go shit~ i tahan 4 days already~ super relieve~ reached home shit again~ woohoo~ voted and came back in the late afternoon~ okay la~ sort of already used to field camp life already~ nothing much too~ and at night in our shell scrap there was a wild boar running around and some of my friends saw it~ but i didnt managed to see it~ lol~ and i heard that 1 of my friend was snoring then another guy go shout " wild boar alert ! " hahaha ! i was so quiet during field camp~ guys from other platoon ask me ' eh u last time platoon 2 IC right ? why u so quiet one ? i thought u very noisy one ? " LOL ! i damn tired leh brother~ got lanjiao buddy~ lol~

Day 5

woohoo ! day 5 short day~ cover up our shell scrape pick up some rubbish and go back bunk ! shiok ar ! field camp really let us see the true colors of our friends~ luckily all my good brothers i made in army are all damn steady ! we are now even more bonded~ feel accomplished now man ! hahaha ! overall it was fun ! combat ration was so-so~ training was managable ~ but buddy sux to the core~ lol

lost 2kg after field camp - song bo?

lost 2inches waistline - SONG BO ?

gain a lifetime experience with a bunch of steady and fun friends - PRICELESS

my mum~ this was taken just before my enlistment while she was cooking my last civilian meal for me~

my family~ always there for me~

i am proud to be doing what i am doing now~ i will protect my family, loves ones, friends with everything that i got, with my life

BRB i go bathe~